"What do you mean, I'm funny?..
You mean the way I play the accordion? 
Funny how? What's funny about it? 
Funny like I'm a clown? 
I amuse you? 
I make you laugh?  
 GoodFellas (modified)

More than 2,500 left handed people are killed every year from using right handed products.

Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb

Dark Hamlet, Space Balls

What you think you're in Cirque de Soleil or something? Your juggling skills may be pretty good, but sooner or later one of you is going to hit the floor. And those stains are a bitch to get out.

I may be hard to catch, but I'm fun to play with

For my niece, Margeaux

You know all those songs that tell you to take a chance on love? Don't listen to their lies!!

My horoscope says...

Your gut is going to speak to you in a big way, so pay attention! When it says to go hit on a hot someone, do it. While instant boldness is far from your style, the mood in the air will cause you to reach out beyond your repertoire of tricks.

 

An alternate reality is going to come to light, revealing who around you is nuts and who actually has something important to offer.

Sculpture park in Franconia, MN

Experience teaches you to recognize a mistake when you've made it again

Take your height and divide by eight. That's how tall your head is!

Some mornings it doesn't seem worth it to gnaw 
through the leather straps 
- Emo Phillips

Hayfield in South Dakota

Lead me not into temptation...

I can find the way myself

My sister likes this photo

The steady incline of elevation

Classical art

In school, I slept through all the classical European art.

The Little White Church - SD

I made the local newspaper in Hill City, SD where I stayed at The Little White Church.

Everything is coming my way

 I must be in the wrong lane

“Oh, give me a home where the buffalo roam”

I think I took as many photos of buffalos as I did of myself

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. 

- The Blues Brothers

I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper? - Fargo

Listen...

I appreciate this whole seduction scene you've got going, but let me give you a tip: I'm a sure thing. Ok? - Pretty Woman

Give me freedom or kill me

That they may take our lives, but they will never take our freedom

- Braveheart

Blackhills of SD

I saw the Crazy Horse Memorial in the Black Hills after not seeing it for 19 years.

Michigan

Pierre, SD

O pioneers!

For we cannot tarry here,

We must march my darlings,

We must bear the brunt of danger.

We the youthful sinewy races,

all the rest of us depend.

Pioneers! O pioneers! 

-Walt Witman

How many different profile shots of myself can I take?

I need to stop and get some sunscreen and chapstick

Think like a man of action, and act like a man of thought - Henri L. Bergson

Mastering my aesthetic presentation is a daily design challenge

Last night the creative juices were flowing but today I am merely a vast wasteland of random thoughts

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not sure

I bet there's someone out there who wants to play twister with me

I made a mental note when I went through your bookshelf

It's just a vicious (bi)cycle